No Condition Is Permanent

Pictured: The Flying Burrito Bros..

I don’t know how Mick and Ronnie and little Mick moved so fast, but they disappeared, leaving me with Jo and Charlie Watts, the world’s politest man. I tried to move him through the sea of sleeping bags, wine bottles, dogs, bodies, and hair. Like a mule in quicksand, he didn’t want to go forward, didn’t want to go back. “Come on, Charlie,” I would say. “Just step right on them, they don’t mind, they can’t feel a thing.” The ones who were conscious and moving about said, “Hello, Charlie,” and Charlie smiled hello…

“He’s really very nice, you know,” Charlie said to me, talking about Gram. “I’ve been talkin’ to him about San Francisco, and the hippies and all that, and he’s got standards, he goes just so far and no farther. And when that girl came in, he stood up just naturally without thinking about it.”

— Stanley Booth, The True Adventures Of The Rolling Stones

Due south of these words lies the key to recreating last Saturday night at The Purple Bat Lounge, nearly 3 dozen tunes’ worth of it, in the comparative safety of your own home. The latter is probably looking a bit over-familiar by this point, so why not change the atmosphere and your mind while you’re at it?  Just click on the little arrow…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 226 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

Love Unlimited — “Under the Influence of Love” — Under the Influence of Love Unlimited

Edikanfo — “Something Lefeh-O” — The Pace Setters

The Tornadoes — “Scalping Party” — Lost Legends Of Surf Guitar, Vol. 4: Shockwave!

Tita Duval Y El Nuevo Ritmo De Bobby Rey — “Batukacuto” — The Afrosound Of Colombia Vol. 2

Frank Scott — “She Said” — Las Vegas Grind Vol. 7

Sharhabeel Ahmed — “Irkos Farfesh” — Habibi Funk: An Eclectic Selection Of Music From The Arab World

Fleetwood Mac — “The Green Manalishi (With The Two Prong Crown)” — Then Play On

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Dave Barker — “Prisoner Of Love” — I Am The Upsetter

THE SECOND SET

T.Rex — “Beltane Walk” — T.Rex

Aura (Aspiritual Emanation) — “Ariya” — Spiritual Conection

The Fleshtones — “Cara-Lin” — Blast Off

Los Llamas — “Siboney” — Si Para Usted Vol. 2: The Funky Beats Of Revolutionary Cuba

Count Five — “Psychotic Reaction” — Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From The First Psychedelic Era

The Upsetters — “Version Train (aka Roots Train Dub)” — Police And Thieves (Deluxe Edition)

Dick Dale & The Del-Tones — “Del-Tone Rock” — Godfathers Of Psychobilly

Pier’ Rosier & Gazolinn’ — “Man Dé Partance” — Gazolinn’

THE THIRD SET

The Instrumentals — “Chop Suey Rock” — Mad Mike Monsters: A Tribute To Mad Mike Petrovich Vol. 1

Charlie Palomares Y Su Yuboney — “Vives Boogaloo” — Gozalo! Bugalu Tropical Vol. 1

The Cramps — “Dr. Fucker M.D. (Musical Deviant)” —  Fiends Of Dope Island

Franco & OK Jazz (feat. Vicky, Edo & Célestin) — “Ok Jazz Makila Mabe” — Classic Titles Aka African Classics

The Flying Burrito Brothers — “Lazy Days” — Burrito Deluxe

Tapper Zukie — “Dub M.P.L.A.” — Front Line Presents Dub: 40 Heavyweight Dub Sounds

The Dovers — “The Third Eye” — 30 Seconds Before The Calico Wall

Françoise Hardy — “Je Veux Qu’il Revienne” — The Vogue Years

ESG — “It’s Alright” — A South Bronx Story

Lisandro Meza (Feat. Los Corraleros De Majagual) — “La Burrita De Eliseo” — Rey Sabanero Del Acordeon: Folclor Costeño De Colombia

THE FINAL SET

The Feelies — “Forces at Work” — Ork Records: New York, New York

Coco Lagos Y Sus Orates — “Coco’s Descarga” — Ritmo Caliente

Link Wray & The Wray Men — “Raw-Hide” — Slinky! The Epic Sessions ’58-’61

King Tubby & Prince Jammy — “Higher Ranking” — Dub Gone 2 Crazy: In Fine Style 1975-1979

The Velvet Underground — “Beginning to See the Light” — The Velvet Underground [mono]

Gomidas Band — “(Title Unknown)” — I Remember Syria

The Rockin’ R’s — “Nameless” — Infamous Instro-Monsters Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Vol. 1

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Colin Blunstone — “Say You Don’t Mind” — One Year

Pictured: Dara Puspita.

I don’t claim I enjoyed those long-ago days very much, they were so full of ridiculous horrors, but there was also this capacity of the universe to delight by turning up, like a beautiful shell on a long empty beach, a kid whose older teenaged sister liked to show off her bare breasts, or a boy who could take a drag off a cigarette, pinch his mouth and nostrils shut, and force smoke out through his ears. What happened to them? The boy whose hands were an optical illusion. His hands looked reasonably proportioned and complete, they were unremarkable until you looked closely and discovered that each hand had only three fingers, plus a thumb. But if you asked me, “Which finger was missing?” I couldn’t have chosen. All his fingers seemed to be there.

— Denis Johnson, The Name Of The World.

And so, per local custom, DJ’s Reeshard and Lee-Roy cherry-picked 36 of their favorite tunes from the past 2 dozen N.C.I.P. episodes as yet another 25th show milepost was rounded. Lee-Roy answered yet another listener’s question, Uncle Morty delivered yet another potent canister and, all told, a reasonable time was had given the circumstances. Examine this account of an evening spent in a bad part of town at your peril, just by clicking on the arrow, a few pixels to the south of this sentence…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 225 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

The Chi-Lites — “Stoned Out Of My Mind” — Greatest Hits

Heads Funk Band — “Can You Do It” — Hard World

The Telstars — “Topless” — Sleazy Surf! Vol. 1

Los Megatones De Lucho — “Salsa” — DJ Hecu Presenta: Wild Rhythms, Vol.1 By Salsa Son Timba

Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band — “Dirty Blue Gene II” — Brown Star Sessions ’72

Dara Puspita — “Pip Pip Yeah” — 1966-1968

Wire — “Dot Dash” — Pink Flag

Raja Zahr — “Drum Sequence” — Drums Of Lebanon

IT’S MADISON TIME…

The Black On White Affair — “A Bunch of Changes” — Funky Crimes

THE SECOND SET

The Latinaires — “Camel Walk” — Camel Walk

Richard & The Young Lions — “Open Up Your Door” — Nuggets I: Original Artyfacts From The First Psychedelic Era

M.Ashraf — “Music” — Dekha Jaye Ga OST

The “5” Royales — “Tell The Truth” — Monkey Hips And Rice: The “5” Royales Anthology

Ali Hassan Kuban — “Henna” — Walk Like A Nubian

The String-a-Longs — “Twist Watch” — Wheels: The Original Norman Petty Masters

Kwamy & OK Jazz — “Bolingo Ya Bouge” — Congo: Rumba On The River

Billy Garner — “You’re Wasting My Time Pt.1” — Dave Hamilton’s Detroit Funk

Sornpetch Pinyo — “Luek Rao Dume Nom” — Luk Thung! The Roots Of Thai Funk: Zudrangma Vol. 3

THE THIRD SET

Los Destellos — “A Patricia” — The Roots of Chicha: Psychedelic Cumbias From Peru

Ohio Players — “Ruffell Foot” — Pleasure

Ranking Joe — “Fire” — Zion High with Black Uhuru & Dennis Brown

The Only Ones — “Peter And The Pets” — Lovers Of Today – Vengeance 45rpm

Önder Bali 4 — “Haluk İçIn” — Saz Beat Vol. 3: Turkish Rock, Funk, And Psychedelic Music Of The 1960s And 1970s

The Francettes — “Late In The Evening” — Beche 45rpm

Livy Ekemezie — “Delectation” — Friday Night

The Real Kids — “She’s Alright” — The Real Kids

Ahmed Malek — “Les Vacances De L’Inspecteur Tahar” — Musique Originale De Films

THE FINAL SET

Fleetwood Mac — “Tell Me All The Things You Do” — Kiln House

Tito Puente — “Mambo Lento” — The Complete 78s Vol. 3

The Kinks — “You Shouldn’t Be Sad” — Kinda Kinks [mono]

The Observers — “Under Tight Raps (Flat Foot Dub)” — Trojan Dub Rarities Box Set

Icky Renrut — “Jack Rabbit” — Stompin’ 24

Fadoul — “La Tiq Tiq Latiq” — Al Zman Saib

Arthur Lee Maye — “Oh Rooba Lee” — Specialty 45rpm

Joseph Kabasele — “Butsana Mama” — Le Grand Kallé: His Life, His Music – Joseph Kabasele And The Creation Of Modern Congolese Music

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Patt Stanton Gjonola — “My Bathroom” (1969 American-Standard show ‘The Bathrooms Are Coming’) — Everything’s Coming up Profits: The Golden Age of Industrial Musicals – The 1960s Vol. 1

Pictured: Béatrice Dalle in Betty Blue (1986, dir. Jean-Jacques Beineix).

After breakfast Julie decided to take Peter to the Jardin du Luxembourg.

“I don’t want to go,” said the boy.

“Do as I say! Get dressed.”

Julie stamped her foot. Peter shrugged.

“Is it true, what Marcelle says, that you were in the nuthouse?”

Julie’s white face got even whiter. Her violet eyes flashed. She took a step toward Peter. The little boy jumped back. He looked at her in alarm. Julie turned on her heel and left the room. A bright flush crept up her throat. In the elevator she pounded the sides with her fist. She went down the hallway and into her room. She crossed it, zigzagging and stumbling and beginning to cry. She was seeing red. She had a photograph in her hand. She tossed it onto the table. She punched the table. She tore off her yellow blouse and her pants. In panties and bra, she circled the room, staying close to the wall and rubbing her head against it. Her tears fell onto her toes. She flung open cabinets. Getting dressed again did nothing to calm her.

— Jean-Patrick Manchette, The Mad & The Bad

…which may or may not nail the vibe of this N.C.I.P. episode. Lots of great tunes as always, alongside predictable banter between Reeshard & co-host Lee-Roy (who requested today’s banner image of Béatrice Dalle, flying in the face of a restraining order sent by her lawyer) and, for whatever it’s worth, another installment of ‘Ask Lee-Roy.’ (We may live to regret the latter.) You can hear it all, simply by clicking just down there…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 224 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

Eddie Kendricks — “Boogie Down” — The Ultimate Collection: Eddie Kendricks

Ekambi Brilliant — “Lambo Lena” — African Funk Experimentals 1975-1982

X-Terminators — “X-termination” — Strummin’ Mental! Part Three

Black Uhuru — “Big Spliff” — The Dub Factor

Billy Garner — “You’re Wasting My Time Part 1” — Dave Hamilton’s Detroit Funk

Önder Bali 4 — “Haluk İçin” — Saz Beat Vol. 3: Turkish Rock, Funk, And Psychedelic Music Of The 1960s And 1970s

IT’S MADISON TIME…

The Cramps — “All Women Are Bad (1988 Home Demo)” — How To Make A Monster

THE SECOND SET

Los Alamos — “Pusher Men” — Back To Peru Vol. 2: Garage Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Soul, Funk

The Mystics — “The Jumpin’ Bean” — R&B Hipshakers Vol.3: Just A Little Bit Of The Jumpin’ Bean

Adnan Othman — “Bila-Kah Gembira” — Bersyukor: A Retrospective of Hits by a Malaysian Pop Yeh Yeh Legend

The Originals Orchestra — “Who Dun It” — Keb Darge’s Legendary Deep Funk Volume 1

Maxwell Mendis — “Mama Bohoma Bayauna” — Sri Lanka: The Golden Era Of Sinhalese And Tamil Folk-Pop Music

Laika & The Cosmonauts — “Mari Laulu” — Laika & The Cosmonauts Play Varttina: Kiiriminna 45rpm

The Upsetters — “Dubism” — Voodooism

Wire — “Two People in a Room” — Behind the Curtain: Early Versions 1977 & 78

Orchestre Poly-Rythmo de Cotonou — “Gbeti Ma Djro” — African Scream Contest

The Dutones — “The Bird” — Let’s Soul Dance: Black Dance Crazes 1957-1962

Gabriel Yared — “Gyneco Zebre” — Betty Blue 37°2 Le Matin OST

THE THIRD SET

Françoise Hardy — “Et Même” — The Vogue Years

King Coleman — “Crazy Feelin’” — Mod: The Early Years Vol. 2

Heriberto Y Su Saoco — “A Peticion” — DJ Hecu Presenta: Wild Rhythms, Vol. 2 By Salsa Son Timba

The Feelies — “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide (Except Me And My Monkey)” — Crazy Rhythms

Blo — “Don’t Take Her Away From Me” — Chapters and Phases (The Complete Albums 1973-1975)

Champion Jack Dupree — “Shim Sham Shimmy” — Dr. Boogie Presents: Shim Sham Shimmy

Malavoi — “Michèle” — Mano Césaire Et La Formation Malavoi (La Naissance De La World Music Antillaise En 1969)

Link Wray — “Good Good Lovin’” — Bullshot

THE FINAL SET

Jimmy Castor Bunch — “The Return of Leroy (Pt 1 & 2)” — Maximum Stimulation

The Idols — “You” — Ork Records: New York, New York

Pablo Lubadika Porthos — “Idie” — Idie

Kings Verses — “Lights” — Garage Beat ’66 Vol. 6: Speak Of The Devil…

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Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band — “Son Of Mirror Man – Mere Man” — Strictly Personal

Pictured: Ahmed Malek.

Rowe watched them hesitatingly. But it is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. For more than a year now Rowe had been so imprisoned — there had been no change of cell, no exercise-yard, no unfamiliar warder to break the monotony of solitary confinement. A moment comes to a man when a prison-break must be made whatever the risk. Now cautiously he tried for freedom. These two had lived through terror themselves, but they had emerged without any ugly psychological scar. He said, “As a matter of fact it wasn’t simply the cake which was worrying me.”

— Graham Greene, The Ministry Of Fear.

In addition to a superabundance of great tunes, this N.C.I.P. episode also contains the 2nd installment of our new feature “Ask Lee-Roy.” Should any among you truly require assistance in any aspect of your existence, send your queries to the e-address immediately to the right of these words. And immediately below these words? A new episode, ready for your ingestion…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 223 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

The O’Jays — “For The Love Of Money” — Philadelphia International Records: 40th Anniversary

De Frank Jr. — “Chicken” — Akwaba Abidjan: Afrofunk in 1970s Ivory Coast

The Moptops — “Moptop” — Sleazy Surf! Vol. 1

Ihsan Al Munzer — “A Night At The Station (Leylet Al Mahatta)” — Belly Dance Disco

The Five Fleets — “Oh What A Feeling” — Felsted 45prm

Junior Ross & The Spears — “Jah Love (Dub)” — Babylon Fall

Merle Spears — “I Wanna Know” — Mr. Fine Wine: Cabernet Soulvignon

Ahmed Malek — “Les Vacances De L’Inspecteur Tahar” — Musique Originale De Films

Les Cooper & The Soul Rockers — “Wiggle Wobble” — Mod: The Early Years Vol. 2

IT’S MADISON TIME…

The Poor — “Skip To My Mary J” — Savage Pencil Presents Angel Dust: Music For Movie Bikers

THE SECOND SET

Tito Rodriguez — “Mama Guela” — NuYorica Roots!: The Rise of Latin Music in New York City in the 1960’s

The Real Kids — “She’s Alright” — The Real Kids

Mehtap Tuna — “Gönül Dağı” — Uzelli Elektro Saz (1976 – 1984)

The Populairs — “Island of Paradise” — Let’s Go Down In The Congo

The Apostles — “Don’t Huzzle For Love” — Black Is Beautiful

L.Hollis & the Mackadoos — “Bui Bui” — Mighty Instrumentals R&B Style 1963-1964

Minh Xuân & Phượng Hoàng — “Mặt Trời Đen (Black Sun)” — Saigon Rock & Soul: Vietnamese Classic Tracks 1968-1974

Cornell Blakely — “Don’t Do It” — Souvenirs Of The Soul Clap Vol. 2

Jimmy Radway & The Fe Me Time All Stars — “Hell And Sorrow” — Dub I

Jack Starr — “Come On” — Born Petrified

Los Montunos — “El Cocal De Jibaru” — Reunion De Soneros Guaracheros Charangueros

THE THIRD SET

Detroit Emeralds — “There’s A Love For Me Somewhere” — You Want It You Got It

Ramsey Lewis Trio, Leonard Borisoff, Johnny Madara — “1-2-3” — We Got Latin Soul, Boogaloo & Funk Too!

The Whips — “Yes Master” — Dore 45rpm

Kwamy — “Bolingo Ya Bouge” — Congo: Rumba On The River

Terry Reid — “Superlungs My Supergirl” — Terry Reid

Los Telstar’s — “Bongocero” — Ayahuasca: Cumbias Psicodélicas Vol. 1

Charles Hodges — “(Oh) Lady Be Good” — Jookin’ Vol. 3

Charanjit Singh — “Hey Mujhe Dil De – Bass Guitar (Mr. Romeo)” — Instrumental Film Tunes

Chan Romero — “The Hippy Hippy Shake” — Del-Fi Records Story: Jungle Fever

Harvey Averne — “Dynamite” — El Barrio: The Ultimate Collection Of Latin Boogaloo, Disco, Funk & Soul

THE FINAL SET

Pink Floyd — “Arnold Layne” — The First 3 Singles

Joseph Kabasele — “Tujala Tshibemba” — Le Grand Kallé: His Life, His Music: Joseph Kabasele And The Creation Of Modern Congolese Music

The Crystals — “Girls Can Tell” — Phil Spector Wall Of Sound Vol. 5: Rare Masters

Don Tosti Y Su Conjunto — “Mambo Del Pachuco” — Pachuco Boogie Featuring Don Tosti

The Velvet Underground — “I Can’t Stand It [2014 mix]” — The Velvet Underground

Watty Burnett — “Rainy Night In Portland” — Disco Devil: The Jamaican Discomixes

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Ennio Morricone, Edda e I Cantori Moderni Di Alessandroni — “Una Spiaggia A Mezzogiorno” — Vergogna Schifosi OST

Pictured: (l. to r.) Alan Vega & Martin Rev of Suicide.

‘Take care!’ he warned, laughing. You could easily slip here, or lose your balance. The perfect spot for a murder, I always think.’ His laugh sounded so peculiar that I turned to look at him. He came up to me, saying: ‘Suppose I give you a little push … like this -’ I stepped back just in time, but missed my footing and stumbled, staggering on to a crumbling, precarious ledge lower down. His laughing face hung over me, black against the hot sky. ‘The fall would have been an accident, wouldn’t it? No witnesses. Only my word for what happened. Look how unsteady you are on your feet. Heights seem to affect you.’ When we got down to the bottom again I was sweating, my clothes were covered in dust.

— Anna Kavan, Ice.

Also, this episode of N.C.I.P. marks the debut of ‘Ask Lee-Roy,’ which you’ll hear at the 90 min. break. So there. Set yourself free, simply by clicking immediately below…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 222 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

Bobby Womack — “Across 110th Street” — Across 110th Street OST

Livy Ekemezie — “Holiday Actions” — Friday Night

The Packabeats — “Packabeat” — Highly Strung: British 60’s Instrumentals Vol. 1

Mokhtar Mezhoud — “Rahoum Yegoulou Sabirine” — Maghreb K7 Club: Synth Raï, Chaoui & Staifi (1985-1997)

Len Barry — “1-2-3” — Decca 45rpm

Usha Iyer — “Love Me” — Charas Babu

The Metronomes — “Chicky Goo” — Whip! Wobble & Grind! 1962-1964

The Latinaires — “Afro-Shingaling” — Camel Walk

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Curtis Mayfield — “Kung Fu” — Sweet Exorcist

THE SECOND SET

Eric (Showboy) Akaeze And His Royal Ericos — “Akalaka” — Ikoto Rock

Carl Henderson — “See What You’ve Done” — Eccentric Soul: The Renfro Label

Manuel Y Sus Dangers — “Rosa Rosalia” — Colombian Gold: The Best Of Felito Records – Urban Tropical Sounds From Colombia’s Caribbean Coast 1975 To 1995

The Rivingtons — “Mama-Oom-Mow-Mow” — The Graveyard Tramps Eat The Forbidden City Dog Food

Emy Jackson & Smashmen — “Namido No Heart” — Nippon Girls 2: Japanese Pop, Beat & Rock’n’roll 1965-70

T.Rex — “Jewel” — The Peel Session

Aimé Orchis Mathey — “Senye Ye Na” — Togo Soul 70

THE THIRD SET

Sparks — “Hasta Manana, Monsieur” — Kimono My House

Aşık Emrah — “Asrın Bozuk Düzeni” — Uzelli Elektro Saz (1976-1984)

The Squires — “Do Be Oo Be Wop Wop” — Ai! Si! Si!: Mambo & Latin Flavoured Rhythm & Blues

Le Ry-Co Jazz — “Bina Charanga” — Dansons…Avec Le Ry-Co Jazz

Johnny Hodges — “Castle Rock” — Blowing the Fuse: 1951

Sonora Casino — “Trompeteros” — Trompeteros

The Terrifics — “Loco” — Infamous Instro-Monsters Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Vol. 2

Errol Brown & The Revolutionaries — “Down Town Ting” — Dub Expression

Etta James — “Seven Day Fool” — Outta Sight: The R&B Singles Collection Vol. 1

THE FINAL SET

Augustus Pablo — “East Of The River Nile” — East Of The River Nile

Wild Jimmy Spruill — “Scratch ‘n’ Twist” — Scratchin’: The Wild Jimmy Spruill Story

Yol Aularong & Va Sovy — “Dying Under a Woman’s Sword” — Don’t Think I’ve Forgotten: Cambodia’s Lost Rock and Roll

Alan Vega and Martin Rev — “Touch Me” — Suicide (Second Album)

Los Shapis — “Como Un Errante” — Los Auténticos

Reigning Sound — “We Repel Each Other” — Too Much Guitar

Mohammed Rafi — “Jan Paheehan Ho” — Doob Doob O’ Rama: Filmsongs From Bollywood

  LORD BUCKLEY’S WEEKLY BENEDICTION…

The Chiefs — “Apache” — Katanga! Blues & Rhythm, Popcorn, Exotica & Tittyshakers

Pictured: U-Brown.

The locals are isolating in place alright, though the safe locale of choice happens to be The Purple Bat Lounge — “That most frabjous spot in a decidedly vorpal neighborhood.” It’s true. They simply never leave. Nor should you. For your club-of-one, in the comparative safety of your own home, DJ’s Reeshard & Lee-Roy have concocted a hex-breaking soundtrack, designed to murder both time and cabin fever in a manner most efficacious. The only condition for this unholy exchange? You must surrender to The Funk. C’mon, how hard can that be? Just wear the right outfit and keep your favorite distractions close at hand. And remember to click on the little arrow…just a few pixels downstream from here…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 221 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

Marvin Gaye — “Cakes” — Let’s Get It On

Super Elcados — “Afro Funk” —Togetherness Is Always A Good Venture: Tambourine Party Vol.2

Aki Aleong & The Nobles — “Earthquake” — Come Surf With Me

U-Brown — “Wicked Have To Run” — You Can’t Keep A Good Man Down

Frank Zappa — “Sharleena” — Chunga’s Revenge

Black Sugar — “Checan” — Peru Bravo: Funk, Soul & Psych from Peru’s Radical Decade

The Real Kids — “Taxi Boys” — The Real Kids

IT’S MADISON TIME…

The String-a-Longs — “Twist Watch” — Wheels: The Original Norman Petty Masters

THE SECOND SET

Tony Allen — “Road Close (Dance Dub)” — Africafunk: The Original Sound Of 1970’s Funky Africa

Fred Wesley & The J.B.’s — “Blow Your Head (Undubbed Version)” — James Brown’s Funky People Pt. 3

Don Sornrabeab — “Drunk” — Thai Funk ZudRangMa Vol. 2

Rose Royce — “You Can’t Please Everybody” — In Full Bloom

Figen Han — “Haydi Bastırrr” — Saz Beat Vol. 3: Turkish Rock, Funk, And Psychedelic Music Of The 1960s And 1970s

Ohio Players — “Ruffell Foot” — Pleasure

Peter King — “Boleya Koya” — Miliki Sound

THE THIRD SET

L.A. Carnival — “Blind Man” — Chains & Black Exhaust

Third Eye — “Children’s Song” — African Music Today

Gene Page — “Blacula Theme” — Can You Dig It? The Music and Politics of Black Action Films 1968-75

The Funkees — “Acid Rock” — Dancing Time: The Best Of Eastern Nigeria’s Afro Rock Exponents 1973-77

Billy Garner Band — “Brand New Girl” — The Detroit Funk Vaults: Funk & Soul from Dave Hamilton 1968-1979

Dur-Dur Band — “Jaceyl Mirahiis” — Dur-Dur Of Somalia Vol. 1, Vol. 2 & Previously Unreleased Tracks

Jackie Stoudemire — “Don’t Stop Dancin’” — Don’t Stop: Recording Tap

Meesak Nakaratch — “Love Hot” — Thai Funk: ZudRangMa

THE FINAL SET

Funkadelic — “Can You Get To That” — Maggot Brain

The Versatiles — “Children Get Ready” — Jamaican Funk Experience

Andre Williams — “Velvet Groove: Red” — Whip Your Booty!: Rare & Unreleased Soul, Funk & Dance Jams From The Vaults Of Andre Williams 1967-1977

Asha Bhosle, Lata Mangeshkar, Mahendra Kapoor & Kalyanji-Anandji — “Pyar Zindaghi Hai” — Bollywood Funk: 15 Funk-Fuelled Grooves From The Bollywood Classics

William Bootsy Collins — “Take A Lickin’ and Keep On Kickin’” — The One Giveth, The Count Taketh Away

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Lou Perez — “Afro Hustle” — El Barrio: The Ultimate Collection Of Latin Boogaloo, Disco, Funk & Soul

Pictured: Juaneco y Su Combo.

What can we say? It’s been a weird week. Everywhere. (We know!) So here — finally — is last Saturday’s episode of NCIP, appearing just in time to preface tomorrow night’s episode. Go ahead, click just down there…we know you’ve nothing better to do at this point…

P.S.: If you’re reading this, Jillem, shoot me a note via the address in the right margin. Got some HDT-worthy material for you, just need to know how to deliver it. R.

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 220 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

Eddie Kendricks — “Girl You Need A Change Of Mind” — David Mancuso Presents The Loft Vol. Two

Afro National — “Jokenge” — African Experimentals (1972-1979)

The Telstars — “Topless” — Sleazy Surf! Vol. 1

Cem Karaca & Apaşlar — “Anadolu Oyun Havası” — Turkish Delights: Beat, Psych, & Garage – 26 Ultra Rarities From Beyond The Sea Of Marmara

Stomp Gordon — “Oooh Yes” — Jumpin’ The Blues Vol. 2

Jackie Mittoo — “Grand Funk” — Jamaica to Toronto: Soul Funk and Reggae 1967-1974

The Charmers — “The Snake” — Mighty Instrumentals R&B Style 1963-1964

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Morine & The Zercons — “Let A Woman Through” — Talkin’ Trash

THE SECOND SET

Perez Prado And His Orchestra — “La Niña Popova” — Al Compás Del Mambo 1950-1952

Jerry O — “Karate-Boo-Ga-Loo” — Shout 45rpm

Djet-X — “Nap Poussé” — Djet-X

The Cramps — “Hang Up” — Fiends Of Dope Island

Mon Mueangnuea — “Sang Bangkok” — The Essential Doi Inthanon: Classic Isan Pops From The ‘70s – ‘80s

The Fairlanes — “Bullseye” — Dart 45rpm

Eddie Warner — “Brutus Drums” — Alexis Le-Tan & Jess Presents Studio Ganaro: Space Oddities (1972-1982)

Detroit Emeralds — “Feel The Need” — Everything Is Gonna Be Alright (Celebrating 50 Years Of Westbound Soul & Funk)

Igna Igwebuike — “Disco Bomp” — Bomp

THE THIRD SET

U-Roy — “Penny For Your Dub” — Riding The Roots Chariot

Ohio Untouchables — “Workout” — Hot Stuff

Malavoi — “Baye La Voix” — Mano Césaire Et La Formation Malavoi (La Naissance De La World Music Antillaise En 1969)

Ike Turner & His Kings of Rhythm — “Doublemint” — Ike’s Instrumentals

Sexteto Miramar — “El Gato” — ¡Salsa! Mi Hermana

The Rogues — “Opportunity” — Last Of The Garage Punk Unknowns Vols. 3 & 4

Solat — “Try Try Try’ — Surinam! Boogie & Disco Funk From The Surinamese Dance Floors ’76-‘83

James Reese & The Progressions — “Jody’s Freeze” — Wait For Me: The Complete Works 1967-1972

Raja Zahr — “Drum Sequence” — Drums Of Lebanon

THE FINAL SET

Carl Henderson — “That Girl” — Eccentric Soul: The Renfro Label

The Apagya Show Band — “Kwaku Ananse” — Ghana Soundz: Afro-Beat, Funk & Fusion In ’70s Ghana

The Velvet Underground — “I’m Not a Young Man Anymore” — White Light White Heat: Live at the Gymnasium NYC April 30th, 1967

Ja-Man All Stars — “Big Spliff” — In The Dub Zone

Amnesty — “Love Fades” — Free Your Mind: The 700 West Sessions

Juaneco Y Su Combo — “Linda Nena” — The Roots of Chicha: Psychedelic Cumbias from Peru

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Mott The Hoople — “All the Young Dudes (Bonus Track – David Bowie & Ian Hunter Vocals)” — All The Young Dudes

Pictured: Fela Kuti.

Much as we’re not usually given to ‘theme’ shows, we can’t ignore the specter hanging over the landscape. That feeling of playing in the ruins, that school is definitely out, no one knowing when it will convene again. Flocks of large black birds spiral overhead, defining then defying the Coriolanus Effect. They shriek as though in collective pain, and are gone in a moment.  During tornado season Midwesterners routinely experience  a world coming apart at the joins. But that vibe dissipates once the rain begins. Not so today. The feeling we now know — and can’t escape — lingers in empty restaurants and theaters, on freeways reenacting the late ’70s. It rolls outward like an unending tidal bore, past geriatric hippies dressed for a moon landing, doggedly pushing their carts into grocery stores long ago ransacked. At the Purple Bat Lounge, regulars peer through various strains of smoke, regarding an unnerved city from a crack in the front door. They look out, then laugh like broken toys, coughing up years’ worth of accumulated THC and nicotine. “Business as usual,” they snort, summoning another round from bartender LaWanda. Regardless, the music plays on…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 219 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

The Rolling Stones — “Doom and Gloom” — GRRR!

Fela Kuti — “Jeun Ko Ku (Chop ‘n Quench)” — Afrodisiac

Link Wray — “Jack The Ripper” — The Rumbling Guitar Sound Of Link Wray ‘58-‘62

Jaime Delgado Aparicio Y Su Orquesta Contemporanea — “Sexy Surf” — Movers!

Dave Rowland — “Besame Mucho” — Vampires Cowboys Spacemen And Spooks: The Very Best Of Joe Meek’s Instrumentals

Ali Kocatepe — “Yeni Bir Dünya ‘74” — Saz Beat Vol. 3: Turkish Rock, Funk, And Psychedelic Music Of The 1960s And 1970s

The Chanters — “No, No, No” — Doo Wop Box III: 101 More Vocal Group Gems – The Hits

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Tommy McCook — “Plague Of Horn” — Jesus Dread 1972-1977

THE SECOND SET

Love — “My Flash On You (Mono)” — Love

Alèmayèhu Eshèté — “Tchero Adari Nègn” — Éthiopiques 8 : Swinging Addis

Johnny Spinosa (feat. The Music Makers) — “Monkey Time” — Movements Vol. 10

Sadistic Mika Band — “Time Machine ni Onegai (Time Machine)” — Kurofune (Black Ship)

Terry Corin And Her Boyfriends — “Sick! Sick! Sick!” — Lux and Ivy’s Favorites Vol. 12: The Lux Interior Memorial Edition – Journey into Outer Space

Dr. Alimantado — “Poison Flour” — Best Dressed Chicken In Town

Bill Doggett — “The Worm” — Mighty Instrumentals R&B Style 1963-1964

Alessandro Alessandroni — “Richiamo” — Butterfly

Talking Heads — “Warning Sign” — More Songs About Buildings And Food

THE THIRD SET

The Latinaires — “Camel Walk” — Camel Walk

The Imperials — “Chinese Checkers” — Riot City: Rocking Northwest Instrumentals on Ace Records

Banyen Sriwongsa — “Ramwong Saraphan” — The Sound of Siam 2: Molam & Luk Thung Isan from North-East Thailand 1970-1982

Lester Williams — “I Can’t Lose With The Stuff I Use” — Blowing the Fuse: 1952

Los Satelites — “Ocaso Marino” — Cumbia Cumbia 2: La Epoca Dorada de Cumbias Colombianas

James Brown — “Licking Stick” — Star Time: The Hardest Working Man in Show Business

Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra — “Battle Of The Species” — Liberation Afrobeat Vol. 1

THE FINAL SET

The Arabians — “Crazy Little Fever” — Magnificant 45rpm

The Ethiopians — “Hong Kong Flu” — Train To Skaville

Captain Beefheart — “Click Clack” — The Spotlight Kid

Charanjit Singh — “Ek Din Bik Jayega” — Instrumental Film-Tunes

The Treniers — “Go! Go! Go!” — Rockin’ Is Our Bizness

Pamelo Mounk’a — “Ngaï Mwana Ya Mana” — Pamelo Mounk’a

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Procol Harum — “A Souvenir of London” — Grand Hotel

Pictured: Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen.

We possess neither clairvoyance nor any other form of prescience, but we did suspect there was a reason for delaying the online appearance of Ep. 216…beyond our own procrastination. Then…Voilá! In a mere few blinks of a watery eye, the world’s populace is reduced to shut-in status. Here’s something to entertain all of you, a vivid reminder of what it was like to venture out in public, get trashed in a most righteous style, make profoundly ill-considered decisions and have several kinds of fun while behaving in such a manner. It happened at the Purple Bat Lounge a few Saturdays ago (and will happen again this coming Saturday). Now, it can happen in your own antiseptic spider hole. One  couldn’t take a more effective prophylactic measure to ward off cabin fever. Click below, then just try to tell us we’re wrong…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 216 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

First Choice — “Yes, Maybe No” — Crème De La Crème: Philly Soul Classics And Rarities

Heads Funk Band — “Can You Do It” — Hard World

The Ravens — “Ghoul Friend” — Highly Strung: Vol. 1 – British 60’s Instrumentals

Chacalón Y La Nueva Crema — “Tu Y La Noche” — Chacalón Y La Nueva Crema

Ohio Untouchables — “Up Town” — Hot Stuff

Malavoi — “Couté Biguine La” — Mano Césaire Et La Formation Malavoi (La Naissance De La World Music Antillaise En 1969)

Lolita R. Smith — “Your Love” — Mr. Fine Wine’s Detroit Soul

The Upsetters — “Tighten Up” — The Upsetter Shop, Volume 2: 1969 To 1973

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen — “Everybody’s Doin’ It” — Country Cassanova

THE SECOND SET

Khun Narin Electric Phin Band — “Chakkim Kap Tokto” — Khun Narin Electric Phin Band II

Dave C And The Sharptones — “Diane” — Whirl 45rpm

Los Dandy’s — “Tu Adios” — Lindo Amorcito

The Treniers — “Squeeze Me” — Go! Go! Go! A Proper Introduction To The Treniers

Dennis Matumbi — “Eye Water” — More Cut 45rpm

The Monks — “Monk Time” — Black Monk Time

Adolfo Echeverria — “Sabrosa Bacalão” — Sofrito: Tropical Discotheque

The Egyptians — “The Party Stomp” — Mojo Presents: Big Sensations, Maximum R&B 45s from the Dawn of Mod

Moussa Doumbia — “Keleya” — Super Funky Afro Breaks 2

THE THIRD SET

Low Rocks — “Snooker Final” — Las Vegas Grind Vol. 7

Ihsan Al Munzer — “Night Entertainer (Azef El Layl)” — Belly Dance Disco

Arthur Lee Maye — “Oh Rooba Lee” — Specialty 45rpm

Ayalew Mesfin — “Gud Aderegetchegn” — Éthiopiques 7″ Box Vol. 2

Artie Barsamian — “The Enchanting Melody” — Technicolor Paradise: Rhum Rhapsodies & Other Exotic Delights

Tet Somnang & Meas Samon — “Khnyom Jah Karake” — Groove Club Vol. 2: Cambodian Rock Spectacular!

The Wyld — “Fly By Nighter” — Fort Worth Teen Scene Vol. 1

Ocho — “Guaguanco En Tropicana” — DJ Hecu Presenta: Wild Rhythms Vol. 3

David Hill — “Wild Child” — Shadrach And Boomstix! : Exotic Blues & Rhythm Vol. 9 & 10

M. Ashraf feat. Nahid Akhtar — “Too Ney Kaha” — Dekha Jaye Ga OST

THE FINAL SET

The Modern Lovers — “Astral Plane” — The Modern Lovers

Dr. Nico — “Basi Ya African Jazz” — Congo: Rumba On The River

The Commandos — “The Chicken Scratch” — Scratchin’: The Wild Jimmy Spruill Story

Leroy Smart — “Ballistic Dub” — Island Records Presents Dub: 38 Hard & Heavy Dub Cuts

The In-Set — “They Say” — Last Of The Garage Punk Unknowns Vols. 3&4

Machito & His Afro Cuban Orchestra — “Knock On Wood” — Let’s Boogaloo Vol. 6: Explosive Deep Funk, Northern Soul & Dancefloor Jazz En El Barrio

The Electric Banana — “I’ll Never Be Me” — Blows Your Mind

Black Star Musical Club / Lucky Star Musical Club — “Chozi Lanitoka” — Nyota: Classic Taarab Recordings From Tanga

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Ennio Morricone — “Excuse Me, Let’s Make Love?” [from ‘Scusi Faciamo l’Amore?’] — Morricone High

Pictured: King Tubby.

“In the depths of winter, I at last discovered there was in me an invincible summer.” So best did cheery Al Camus put it in his 1954 essay Return To Tipasa. Regulars at the Purple Bat Lounge did not receive Al’s memo. For them, winter was all too real, grim to the brim, stripped of any imaginable conclusion. Better (read: warmer) times spent at the bar’s Outdoor Patio™, the local pimp idly tossing ever larger insects at the bug zapper for the amusement of his cronies…it may as well have been a half-forgotten scene glimpsed on Bill Kennedy‘s Million Dollar Movie for all the comfort such memories might offer reprobates hiding from an unpalatable Nature. DJ Lee-Roy fought despondency by reaching out to his longtime crush, kooky French film star Béatrice Dalle…to little avail. All the same, performing due diligence as broadcast professionals, the dog and his minder/co-host Reeshard soldiered on, serving the musical equivalent of antifreeze. Uncle Morty turned up to help and the Madison Theatre’s programmers arranged a memorial twin-bill for recently departed sado-siren Dyanne Thorne. Lots else transpired, of which you may learn more simply by clicking just…down…there…

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 215 of No Condition Is Permanent:

THE FIRST SET

O’Jays — “I Love Music” — Love Train: The Sound of Philadelphia

Oscar Sulley & The Uhuru Dance Band — “Bukom Mashie” — Ghana Soundz: Afro-Beat, Funk & Fusion In ’70s Ghana

Cougars — “Rustler” — Those British Instrumentals

Ihsan Al Munzer — “Girls Of Iskandariah” — Belly Dance Disco

The Crystals — “Little Boy” — Night Walker: The Jack Nitzsche Story Vol. 3

Willie Rosario & His Orchestra — “Cuca La Loca” — Boogaloo & Guaguanco

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Horst Jankowski & His Orchestra — “A Walk In The Black Forest’ — Instrumental Memories Are Made Of This

THE SECOND SET

Carlton Patterson & King Tubbys — “King At The Controls” — Black And White In Dub

The Phantoms — “Shoobie Dooby Mama” — The Legendary Dig Masters Vol. Four: The Vocal Groups – Shoo-Be-Doo-Be

Moha Jamin — “Raks Raks Raks” — Raks Raks Raks: 27 Golden Garage Psych Nuggets From The Iranian 60s Scene

Booker T. & The MG’s — “Green Onions” — Mod: The Early Years Vol. 2

A.A’s Inter Band — “One Yenwo Eli” — Essiebons 45rpm

Satan & Satan’s Roses — “I’m A Devil” — The Big Itch 8

Los Hermanos Armas — “No Quiero Flores” — Ritmo Salvaje! Vol. 1 : Latin And Salsa Rhythms From Peru

James Reese & The Progressions — “The Mess” — Wait For Me: The Complete Works 1967-1972

Lotus Liew — “Let’s Dance” — Let’s A Go-Go! Singapore And Southeast Asian Pop Scene 1964-69

Van Morrison — “I Can Only Give You Everything” — The Story of Them featuring Van Morrison

THE THIRD SET

Franco (Feat. Sam Mangwana) — “Où Est Le Sérieux?” — Classic Titles a.k.a. African Classics

New York Dolls — “Trash” — New York Dolls

Sonora Casino — “Serrano” — Trompeteros

The Valentinos — “Let’s Get Together’ — Mr. Fine Wine: Cabernet Soulvignon

Ali Hassan Kuban — “Henna” — Walk Like A Nubian

Little Sister — “Stanga” — Funk Drops 2: Breaks, Nuggets & Rarities From The Vaults Of Atlantic, Atco, Reprise & Warner Bros. Records 1968-1975

Susan Cadogan — “Do It Baby” — Born In The Sky: Upsetter At The Controls 1969-1975

Rufus R. Jones — “Boogie Man” — The Sound Of Funk Vol. 6: Serious 70’s Heavyweight Rarities

THE FINAL SET

Batata Y Su Rumba Palenquera Feat. “3 African Warriors”: Kassiva, Milton Mendoza & Makabile —“Ataole” — Champeta Criolla Vol. 2: Visionary Black Music From Underground Columbiafrica

The Wailers — “Hokey” — The Wailers & Co.

Te Track — “Give A Little Bit” — Augustus Pablo Presents Rockers International Vol. 1

The Heart Attacks — “Badda Diddy Baby” — White Trash Rockers Vol. 2: I Am An Ape 1950’s-Early 1960’s

Tabou Combo — “Gislene” — Tanbou Toujou Lou: Meringue, Kompa Kreyol, Vodou Jazz, & Electric Folklore from Haiti 1960-1981

The Stooges — “No Fun (full version)” — The Stooges

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Franklin Boukaka et Manu Dibango — “Le Bucheron” — Congo 70: Rumba Rock