No Condition Is Permanent

Pictured: The 5 Royales.

The next song was slow. In a controlled panic, the stag guys pushed through the crowd asking first the nice-looking girls, then anything without a dick to dance. Joey got a girl right off. Perry got shot down straight across the dance floor. The song was half over, and Perry started to sweat. He checked Joey out – Joey was dancing close but he wasn’t grinding. Eugene was dancing like he should be wearing a Trojan. A girl stood next to Perry smiling into space, her hands clasped in front of her. She had orange hair and the biggest tits Perry had ever seen. He tapped her on the arm.

“‘Scuse me.” She didn’t notice him. He felt like everybody was watching. “‘Scuse me.” She smiled dumbly. “You wanna dance?”

She put her arms around his neck and socked right in there. Yes. She was grinding. And her tits were like two fireballs pressed into his chest. He moved his leg between hers for two beats, then she moved her leg between his for two beats. Joey saw him. And Perry was in heaven. Too soon it was over. They separated.

— Richard Price, The Wanderers.

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Here’s what we played in Ep. 418 of No Condition Is Permanent:

FIRST SLICE O’SCHEIßE…

Eddie Kendricks — “Keep On Truckin’” — Keep On Truckin’: The Motown Solo Albums, Vol 1

Kio Amachree — “Ivory” — Doing It in Lagos: Boogie, Pop & Disco in 1980s Nigeria

The Revelairs — “Ridin’ High” — Rare Surf Vol 2 – The South Bay Bands

Marini & The Steps — “Kuingin Dekatmu” — Ayo Ke Disco: Boogie, Pop & Funk From The South China Sea 1974-88

The Saints — “(I’m) Stranded” — (I’m) Stranded

Dennis Alcapone & Dave Barker — “Wonder Man” — The Complete UK Upsetter Singles Collection, Vol. 4

Kashmere Stage Band — “Do You Dig It, Man?” — Texas Thunder Soul 1968-1974

IT’S MADISON TIME…

Guitar Wolf — “Kung Fu Ramone Culmination Tac” — Missile Me!

SECOND SLICE O’SCHEIßE…

The Human Expression — “Love at Psychedelic Velocity” — Garage Beat ’66, Vol. 7: That’s How It Will Be!

The Revolutionaries — “I’m In The Mood For Dub” — Sentimental Reasons Dub

Reatha Reese — “Only Lies” — Allnighter

Les As Du Benin — “Wait For Me” — Wanted Afrobeat: From Diggers To Music Lovers

The Peppermint Stiks — “El Twisto” — So-Char 45rpm

Boobpa Saichol — “Seng Rabird” — Thai Beat A Go-Go Vol. 4

The Pretty Things — “Walking Through My Dreams” — S.F. Sorrow [mono]

Gemini Brass — “You Don’t Love Me” — Calypsoul 70: Caribbean Soul & Calypso Crossover 1969-1979

The Rolling Stones — “We Love You” — Singles Collection: The London Years

Sadistic Mika Band — “Yoroshiku Dozo” — Kurofune (Black Ship)

THIRD SLICE O’SCHEIßE…

Cielo Gris — “Solo Y Triste” — Sonideras Peruanas: Cumbias & Guarachas Limpias

The Undertones — “Get Over You” — The Undertones

Willie Bobo — “Roots” — ¡Sabroso! The Afro-Latin Groove

V. & B.B. — “They Just Rock ‘n’ Rolling” — Rock’n Roll Dance Party Volume One

Chailai & Sawanee — “Oye Jeb” — Thai Beat A Go-Go Vol. 4

Bob Seger & the Last Heard — “Persecution Smith” — Heavy Music: The Complete Cameo Recordings 1966-1967

King Tubby — “Rocking Dub” — The Roots Of Dub

THE FINAL SLICE O’SCHEIßE…

The 5 Royales — “They Don’t Know” — Catch That Teardrop

Omar Khorshid — “Wadil Muluk” — Belly Dance From Lebanon

The Modern Lovers — “Modern World [Alternative Version]” — The Modern Lovers

Junior Ross & The Spear — “Bow Down Babylon (12″ mix)” — I Can Hear the Children Singing 1975-1978

The Move — “The Minister” — Message from the Country

Gasper Lawal — “Kita-Kita” — Ajomasé

Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band — “Circumstances” — Clear Spot

LORD BUCKLEY’S WEEKLY BENEDICTION…

Piero Piccioni — “Traffic Boom (1969)” — Beat At Cinecitta: Music from Italian 60s & 70s Exploitation Cinema Vol. 1

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